片名：遗失的假期
泳池站台上不得穿鞋
7月4日之后 We hadn't seen Margaret or Henry
我们就没见过玛格丽特或亨利了 since Fourth of July
那天马克拿到了体育馆的钥匙 when Mark got the keys to the Athletic Building
我们疯玩了一夜 and we flew like kids for a night.
当时大伙就解散了 但是… I think that's where it all ended, but...
他们不知道 they had no idea.
我们差点就 This is to cheating death
欺骗了死亡 by a near-miss.
那些跳动的心脏…… Those heart thumps...
带着一个吻 leading to a kiss.
我们希望能一直这样 Wish it could stay like this.
在公园里用性爱告别 Guess it's good-bye to sex in parks,
逃离警察的追捕 在屋顶上抽雪茄 running from cops, cigs on rooftops,
逃学 偷偷在游泳池里玩 skipping school, and stolen swimming pools.
汗湿的夜晚 酒吧斗殴 Stoned, sweaty nights, bar fights,
酒醉的幸福 drunken bliss.
真希望能一直这样 Wish it could stay like this.
是啊 她总是围在人堆里 非常冷静 Yeah, she's always around the noise, totally chill.
我们说的是谁？ Who are we talking about here?
我想这两个人在怀孕期间会很合得来 I think the two of 'em really clicked during pregnancy.
我看得出来 伙计 I can see that, man.
干得好 Good job.
我要尿裤子了 伙计 I'm pissing my fucking pants, dude!
谢谢兄弟 她今年几年级了？ Thanks, brother. What's her class this year?
-三年级 -挺好 - Third grade. - Nice.
最好的年纪 Oh, yeah, great age!
妈的 Oh, fuck.
我很抱歉 伙计 I-I'm sorry, man.
你真幸运 我的天哪 You're so lucky. Oh, my gosh.
沃特斯在说… Like, Waters is talking about the--the, like,
我们所有人都是法西斯分子 the fascists inside of all of us.
马戈和亨利也要来两发迷幻药吗？ Huh, are Margo and Henry on acid, too?
这是一个为期两年的项目 It's a two-year program
第二年的大部分时间都在妇女诊所里 that most of the second year is spent at the women's clinic.
哇 太神奇了 Wow, that is so amazing.
如果你不介意我问的话 What made you get into this field of work?
你是怎么进入这个行业的？ If you don't mind my asking?
我不知道 I don't know.
一辆优步不小心开进了这里 Uber went to the house behind this one on accident.
他妈的白痴 Fucking idiot.
他说他再过30秒就来了 He said he'd be here in, like, another 30 seconds.
终于见到你本人真是太好了 Well, it was so nice to finally meet you in person.
哦 天哪 我也是 Oh, my God, you, too.
婚礼是什么时候？ When's the big day?
-嗯八月份… -哦 - Um, August. - Oh...
真令人兴奋 恭喜你们 That's really exciting. Congratulations.
很高兴见到你 It was good to see you.
我会在这里逗留一会儿 I'm sticking around for a bit.
好的 Oh, cool.
-圣诞快乐 -你也是 - Merry Christmas. - You, too.
我能不能和你说说…… Can I just talk to you by the...
我用左手喝酒的时候会有问题 ...trouble drinking a glass of wine in my left hand.
酒总是撒出来 It just always spills...
-用我的右手… -伙计 什么鬼？ - and with my right hand... - Dude, what the fuck?
上面有个缺口 There was a chip on it.
所以你把它打碎了？ So, you just smashed it?
-是啊 我的嘴唇差点划破了 -怎么了？ - Yeah, I almost cut my lip. - How we doing?
我想这里已经没人欢迎山姆了 I think Sam is wearing out his welcome real fast.
-你有厚纸袋吗？-怎么？ - You have a thick paper bag? - What?!
嘿 Hey, Samer! Pew pew pew pew pew
我们要来一次冒险 pew pew pew pew pew pew. We're gonna go on an adventure
-你要来吗 -当然 - if you wanna join. - Love to.
你真是个混蛋 知道吗？ You are such an asshole. You know that, right?
你正在收听的是《犯罪之都》 You're listening to Capital Crimes.
现在是晚上11点37分 The time is currently 11:37 p.m.
今年只剩下整整两天的时间了 with just over two full days left in the year.
一下子就从美好变得恶心了 It goes from beautiful to disgusting almost instantly,
-不是吗？ -嗯 - doesn't it? - Hm.
如果你刚刚收听我们 If you're just joining us,
我们今天了解到现在臭名昭著的地铁二重奏组合 we've learned today that the now-infamous Metro Rail Duo
自称从六年级开始 had been self-proclaimed best friends
就是彼此最好的朋友 since the sixth grade until circumstance,
但嫉妒和背叛导致了谋杀 jealousy, and betrayal led to murder.
他们是否是悲剧系列事件的受害者或煽动者 It remains to be seen whether posterity will find them
也许还有待观察 to be victims or instigators of the tragic series of events,
但是地方检察官已经声明 but the District Attorney's office has stated
所有的旁观者都不是无辜的 with confidence that there were no innocent bystanders.
-那就更好了 -下一则新闻… - That's better. - This news segment is brought
将由…… to you by...
你买了什么？ What'd you get?
-好东西 -啊 - Good things. - Ah.
哦…好多了 Oh... that's better.
-没有那么糟 -不 太棒了 - It wasn't that bad. - No, it was great.
马克：你的围巾落下了
马琪：我没有围巾
你知道 他订婚了并不意味着… You know, just because he's engaged doesn't mean
-你们不能… -恶心 - you can't-- - Gross.
我本来想说 并不意味着你们不能 Huh. I was gonna say "doesn't mean you can't
-做朋友 -马克不是那样的人 - be friends." - Mark's not like that.
他不是那样的人还是你不是那样的人？ He's not like that or you're not like that?
和他在一起？ With him?
-我们要去哪里？-找那个毒贩？ - Where are we going? - A coke dealer's house?
这是一个惊喜 It's a surprise.
不太好 “左转到河路……” No good. "Turn left on to River Road...
继续开6.25英里” and continue for six-and-one-quarter mile."
波琼斯 波琼斯 Bo Jones! Bo Jones!
我想他们在这里有一个很大的公寓开发项目 I think they're building a big condo development here.
是的 Yeah.
坐地铁只要一个小时 Only an hour on the metro.
“现在左转到没名字的路” "Turn left on to unnamed road now."
你以前来过这里吗 伙计？ Have you been here before, dude?
是的 Yeah.
-你怎么认识他的？-是同学 - How do you know this guy? - Class.
嗨 我回来了 Hey, holla out back.
-同学？-是的 - Class? - Yeah.
怎么了？怎么了 孩子？ What up? What up, son?
没事的宝贝 有我在 It's okay, baby, I got you.
怎么了 孩子？ What's up, kid?
我不会试的 I'm not gonna even try.
嘿我是亨利 Hey, I'm Henry.
-好的 -玛格丽特 - All right. - Margaret.
坐下 别拘束 Sup? Sit down. Make yourself at home.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
你这里有什么？ What do you got there?
那么你们这些孩子今晚要做什么呢？ So, what are you kids getting into tonight?
我们去参加了一些高中老同学的派对 We went to some old, high school party.
-一坨狗屎 -不 消停会儿吧 - Fucking sucked! - Nah, on a break.
学校应该都放假了吧？ I thought school was out?
她在研究生院 我在教学生 She's in grad school, I teach kids.
你教学生？你教学生什么？ You teach kids? What do you teach kids?
-我听说你卖迷幻药？ -你知道的 - So I hear you're selling acid? - You know it!
是的 你需要多少？ Yeah, how much you need?
说不准… Oh, I don't know, um...
来…四片吧 four... tabs?
-那要多少钱？-你们的话 - What's that gonna run us? - For you?
-五十块 -好的 - Fifty. - Wicked.
我看到了 老天... I see Jesus...
马克：你们在哪？我可以碰个面
今晚来找你 coming for you tonight.
你摔倒了 在唐人街 You fall down. Down to Chinatown.
你觉得如果马克在这里遇到我们会很奇怪吗？ You think it'd be weird if Mark met us here?
砰 Boom!
我累了 I'm tired.
那么 我还能为你做些什么呢？ So, what else can I do for you?
-你有可卡因吗？ -是的 有的 - You got any coke? - Yeah... I got coke.
-像个大姑娘 -我就是个大姑娘 - Like a big girl. - I am a big girl.
-是的 没错 -我想买个大号的 - Yes, you are. - I'd love to buy a G.
并没有利用你的好客 Don't want to take advantage of your hospitality.
-你的孩子在纽约？ -纽约 - You kids in New York? - New York City!
你怎么知道的？ How'd you tell?
-我刚在布鲁克林拍了一部电影 -不会吧 - I just did a movie up in BK. - No way.
是的 Yeah.
我很懂 I dabble.
-哦 是吗？ -嗯 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm.
嘿山姆 你感觉怎么样？ Hey, Samer, how you feeling?
法西斯主义 Fascist.
嘘嘘嘘 Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
哟吉吉 我的电影在哪兄弟？ Yo, Geezy, where's my movie, bro?
-我不小心把它吞了 -你这个混蛋 - I accidentally swallowed it. - You motherfucker.
这是什么音乐？ What's this music?
俄罗斯巴西人 是我的表哥 Russian Brazilian. It's my cousin.
俄罗斯巴西在哪里？ Where's Russia Brazil?
-安伯琼斯？-不 - Amber Jones? - Nah.
找到了 Got it!
看看这狗屎 Watch this shit.
对了 快说“纽约市 ” Aw, yeah, just say, "New York City!"
嘿嘿 你在那边干什么？ Hey. Hey, what you doing over there?
是的 你 Yeah, you.
把你性感的屁股拿过来 Get your sexy ass over here.
你在跟我开玩笑 Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
-你想看这个？-哇看那个 - You want this? - Wow, look at that.
你要用那条毛巾干什么？ What you gonna do with that towel there?
等着瞧吧 Just wait and see.
演艺界正在毁掉你 兄弟 Showbiz is ruining you, bro.
很不错吧？ Good, right?
-他妈的 -其他工作人员呢？ - Oh, fuck. - Who's the broad?
只有我一个人 That's all me right there.
不错吧？ Nice, right?
你他妈在笑什么？ The fuck are you laughing at?
-对不起-对不起 - I'm sorry. - Sorry.
是啊 因为帕丽斯希尔顿已经是希尔顿了 Yeah, because Paris Hilton was already a Hilton.
我是说在拍这段录像之前我从来没听说过她 I'm saying. I never heard of her
或者其他叫卡戴珊的女孩 or the Kardashian girl before the tapes.
然后他们有了自己的节目 Then they got their own show.
然后他们有了自己的服装生产线 Then they got their own clothing lines.
然后他们就有了那该死的游艇 Then they get the fucking yachts.
-他说得有道理 亨利 -你一定是… - He's got a point, Henry. - You have to be like
一个初涉社交的人 伙计 a debutante first or something, man.
-她才是个初涉社交的人 -什么？ - She is a debutante. - What?
她的确是一个初涉社交的少女 She is a debutante.
好吧 很有趣 Well, this has been a lot of fun,
但看起来某人要睡觉了 but it looks like it's somebody's bedtime.
-你还好吧？-是的 - You good? - Yeah.
好的 这是我车的钥匙 Okay, here are the keys to my car.
-我们要叫一辆优步 -谢谢你 - We are calling an Uber. - Thank you, Jesus.
我也爱你 孩子 Love you, too, baby boy.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没事 小家伙 Oh, no problem, little guy.
-你会没事的 -是的 - You'll be all right. - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
法西斯不可能一直都是我们 亨利 Fascists couldn't have always been us, Henry.
那是什么？ What's that?
-让我们放点音乐 -好的 - Let's put on some music. - Okay.
-早上好 -早上好 - Good morning. - Morning.
回家一趟
不妈妈 这面墙不是用来挡住他们的 No, Mom, the wall's not meant to stop them,
是用来把他们分开的 it's meant to separate them.
你没有在听 这是象征意义 You're not hearing me. It's the symbolism.
海米：起来烤蛋糕
马克：午饭时间 要出去兜个风吗
妈的 Fuck.
马瓦尔：看来那个荡妇砸了我们的窗户
嗯我想她不喜欢被抢风头 Huh, I guess she didn't like being upstaged.
我很遗憾你承受了最糟糕的事 Well, I'm just sorry you bore the brunt of it.
嗯 Hmm.
-你知道 是我的过失 -啊你的过失 - You know, of my transgressions. - Ah, your transgressions.
-我的错 你能别说了吗 -好的 好的 - My sins, if you will. - I will. I will.
只是一扇窗户 麦琪 Well, it is just a window, Maggie.
-那还有什么？-什么？ - So, what else? - What?
-怎么了？-嗯？我不知道 - What's up? - Hm? I don't know.
什么？ What?
什么... What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
没什么 只是一个奇怪的早晨 Nothing. It's just a weird morning.
在我看来 故意破坏行为是非常不和谐的 Well, vandalism can be very jarring in my experience.
闭嘴伙计 闭嘴 Oh, shut up, dude. Shut the fuck up.
-又不是你的窗户 -好的 谢谢 - It's not your shitty window. - Okay, thanks.
不 我刚到家呃…… No, I just got home and, uh...
的确觉得有点奇怪 it felt weird for a sec.
“奇怪” 觉得头晕吗？ "Weird" like dizzy?
是啊伙计 是有点晕 Yeah, dude, weird like dizzy.
还记得那天马克游泳的时候抱到了一只死鹿吗？ Remember that day Mark swam in and hugged a dead deer?
呃 Ugh.
那东西刚好冲进了他怀里 It came right apart in his arms.
这看起来就像一个孩子的梦 It just seemed like a kid's dream where I was
我用又大又笨的手触摸一切 touching everything with my big, stupid hands,
但我实际上是一个完全不同的人 but I'm actually a totally different person.
我已经… It's not...
不再是我了 me anymore.
我的手在发麻 我一直在想 My hands were buzzing and I kept thinking,
“我现在需要什么？” "What is it that I need right now?
我需要喝杯咖啡吗？ Do I need a coffee? And I had that thing
然后你就觉得自己的心跳声震动着鼓膜 where your heart's pounding in your ears.
-当然 -我需要吃饭还是…… - Sure. - Do I need food or...
自慰还是拉屎？ to masturbate or take a shit?
该死的电视…但是一切 Fucking TV... but everything
都觉得很愚蠢很随意… just felt so stupid and arbitrary and I-I didn't
我没有什么真正想要的 但我不能只是站在那里 actually want anything, but I couldn't just stand there.
那才是最糟糕的…最糟糕的 That would be the worst-- the worst!
每件事都让人觉得有点陌生 Everything felt hella foreign for a bit.
-陌生？-是的 - Foreign? - Yeah.
比如洗个澡或者看书 Like taking a shower or reading a book.
我只是想做一些人类的事情 I just felt like doing human things.
什么？就像一只抽烟的猴子？ What? Like a cigarette monkey?
-是啊 -嗯我们就是 - Yeah, kinda. - Well, we are, you know?
-闭嘴 -对不起 - Shut up. - Sorry.
不 就好像… No, it was like... with the soap.
我先用肥皂洗了我的右臂 It was like, first I wash my right arm,
然后洗我的左臂 然后我梳头 then my left, then I brush my hair.
-是吗？-是的 就像拉屎一样 - Yeah? - Yeah, just like doing shit.
-你是说午饭时间吗？-是的 - Oh, you mean like lunchtime? - Yes!
钱在我的钱包里 Money's in my wallet right here.
-…在我的皮带上 -一二三四五… - ...on my belt. - One, two, three, four, five--
你觉得好笑吗？ Oh, you like me funny?
就好像… It was like...
你知道 在一个恐怖的夜晚 you know, in a night terror, how there's nothing
没什么能把你的灵魂放在你的身体里？ holding your soul in your body?
就像…重力无法 And, like, gravity isn't...
把你的心和你的四肢 keeping your heart and your limbs
还有你的脖子连在一起？ and your neck together?
在那一刻 只要能结束那种状态 I don't know. In that moment I would've given
我可以付出… anything for it to just be...
任何代价 over.
那么你会怎么做？ So, what'd you do?
我看我妈妈的健身录像 I put on my mom's workout videos.
坚持下去 二三四五六 Keep it up! Two, three, four, five, six.
现在呢？ And now?
我感觉很好 I feel fine.
被告已经逃跑了 The accused claimed to have run
因为他害怕丢掉性命 for fear of his life when the police cruiser
当警车开到—— allegedly drove onto the--
-无限 -不 - Infinity! - No!
-无限和湮没 -我不是一个混蛋 - Infinity and oblivion! - I'm not an asshole.
这不仅仅是宿醉 我也有过 This wasn't just a hangover. I have had those.
嗯你的身体就是你的全部 宝贝 Well, your body's all you got, baby.
你……是一个混蛋 You... are an asshole.
是的我知道 我感觉自己的话语要涌出来了 Yeah, I know. It's like I feel the words
它们必须要有所释放 bubbling up and they just have to go somewhere.
…更大的疾病 ...of a much greater sickness
在国会大厦里 inside the capitol building.
或者你应该想办法憋住 Or maybe you should try harder to keep 'em in.
-我的意思是… -新奇的想法 - I mean... - Novel idea.
我们将和彼得布雷兹进行对话 ...we'll be speaking with Peter Blaze
他是长期的日间偶像 long-time daytime idol and new voice
和另一种权利的支持者 for the alternative right.
你可能知道他是一个恶毒的神经外科医生 You might know him as the malevolent neurosurgeon
史蒂芬辛沙德和他的双胞胎兄弟 Stephen Synchat and later his twin brother...
还有"空医院" 这则新闻 ..."Empty Hospital." This news segment
由波琼斯豪华公寓带来 is brought to you by Bo Jones luxury condominiums.
聚会结束后我们去了萨默的一个朋友那里 We just went to a friend of Samer's after the party.
呃你知道的 Uh, you know.
我们在迪特家 是的伙计 已经打包好了 We're at Dieter's. Yeah, dude, it's packed.
我不知道你能不能订到一张桌子 I don't know if you can get a table.
你在忙什么？ What are you up to?
你去巴斯那里上班了… You registered at Bed Bath--
我还以为她更是一个威廉斯-索诺玛式的人 I kinda thought she'd be more of a Williams-Sonoma type.
你为什么不去呃…… Why don't you register at, uh...
硬件工会？那是爸爸工作的地方 Union Hardware? That's where dad goes.
好吧这也是你的事 Well, it's your shit, too.
你想要再来一杯啤酒吗？还是我们待会再喝？ Do you want another beer or are we cross-spinning later?
要的 Yes, please.
嘿嘿嘿 要钱吗？ Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Do you want?
好吧伙计 我得挂了 All right, dude, I gotta go.
我的游戏要死了 You're cramping my game.
好 再见 'Kay. Bye-bye.
吧台 Bar.
-麦格 -什么？ - Mag! - What?!
天哪 死了啦 God! You just made me lose.
-怎么了？-是安伯琼斯 - What's up? - It's Amber Jones.
-哈？-安伯琼斯 - Huh? - Amber Jones!
先生 你能把它调大一点吗？ Sir, can you turn it up a little, please?
已经很大了 现在才2点 It's pretty loud already. It's only 2:00.
不 电视你能把电视调大点吗？ No, the TV. Could you turn up the TV, please?
-当然 -谢谢 - Sure. - Thank you.
这两个人最后一次出现在周五晚上 ...the two were last seen on Friday night
在她父亲的一个停车场里 in the parking structure of one of her father's
波琼斯的女儿失踪
在马里兰州银泉市的许多连锁餐厅 many chain restaurants in Silver Spring, Maryland.
据报道琼斯小姐正在手机上 Miss Jones was reportedly having a heated conversation
和父亲进行热烈的争吵 on her cell phone. She was accompanied by
她似乎和一个有很多纹身的白人男性在一起 a heavily tattooed white male between the ages
他大约30到50岁 of about 30 and 50 years old.
蒙哥马利郡治安部门呼吁 Montgomery County Sheriff's department is asking
任何知道有关于她下落的人士 anyone with any information about her whereabouts
拨打他们的特别热线 to call them on a special hotline.
电话号码是301-725-4927 That number is 301-725-4927.
301-725-4927 Again, 301-725-4927.
休息之后我们马上回来 And we'll be right back after this break.
接下来天气还会变得更冷 We've got some more frigid weather ahead.
打电话给该死的警察 No. Call the fucking cops.
-亨利… -你昨天晚上才见到她 - Henry... - You just saw her last night.
她没有被绑架 她只是个疯子 She wasn't even kidnapped. She's just a nut job.
我们的圣诞节会完蛋的 Now it's gonna kill our Christmas.
该死的警察会整天找我们谈话 Fucking pigs'll talk at us forever.
-亨利 亨利 -玛 我不想帮一群恶棍 - Henry. Henry! - Mar, I don't wanna help
找他们的婊子 a bunch of bullies find their dicks!
谁说警察了？ Who said anything about the cops?
我们不需要找警察 We don't need to call the cops.
我们可以自己找到她 We can find her ourselves.
嗯？ Huh?
我想可能这会很有趣 I guess it could be kinda fun.
这游戏可真有意思啊 It's really a waiting man's game, huh?
闭嘴 我们只在这里呆了一个小时 Shut up. We've only been here for an hour.
如果他现在不在家 我们就错过 What if he's not home right now and we miss our chance
-拿到录像带的机会了 -是的 亨利 - to get the tape? - Yes, Henry,
我们可能会在这里呆一会儿 we may be here for a while.
认真点 这不是游戏 Suck it up. This isn't a game.
我打赌他刚刚起床 I bet he's just getting up.
天哪 29岁和31岁之间的差距太惊人了 Jesus. The disparity between 29 and 31 is fucking staggering.
多么悲伤的微笑 What sad, sad smiles.
-那是因为人们撒谎 -为什么？ - It's 'cause people lie. - What's that?
你36岁却说你29岁 这很荒谬 You're 36, you say you're 29. It's absurd.
你36岁你说你31岁 这只是一个小谎言 You're 36, you say you're 31. It's a tiny fib.
是的 这是我一整天听到的最悲哀的事情 Yeah, that's the saddest thing I've heard all day.
-猜对了 -不错 - Bingo. - Oh, nice.
她完好无… Person of int...
该死 Shit!
好吧他看到我们了 我们走吧 Okay, he saw us. Let's go.
他怎么知道我们有什么车？ Why would he know what car we have?
-那不是… -别傻了 - That wasn't-- - Don't be stupid.
他在可疑地四处看 That was a suspicious fucking look around.
是他可疑 He's suspicious
还是我们可疑？ or we're suspicious?
我们都很可疑 We're both suspicious.
右转到瀑布路 Turn right on to Falls Road.
天啊 趴下 他可能会看见你 Oh, God. Get down. He might see you.
没关系 我戴着帽子 It's okay. I'm wearing a hat.
闭嘴 Shut up.
总有一天这些都是他的 Someday this will all be his.
-别傻了 -对不起 - Don't be shitty. - Sorry.
那么我们现在怎么办？ So, what do we do now?
该死的 Goddamnit!
-你以为这是谁的房子？ -一个混蛋 - Who's house do you think it is? - Some dick.
-妈的 -把后备箱打开 - Jesus! - Pop the trunk!
他妈的跟我开玩笑？ Oh, my God. Fucking kidding me?
不要开门 Don't open the door!
对不起 你想让我爬进 Oh, I'm sorry! You want me to climb in
-那该死的玻璃吗？ -把后备箱打开 - through the fucking glass? - Pop the trunk!
在哪里？找到了 Where is it? There it is!
他把她裹进了地毯 He turned her into a rug!
-嘿有钱的男孩 -嗯？ - Hey, rich boy! - Huh?
让我给你讲一讲 Let me talk at you a sec.
散开 Scatter!
走 走 Go! Go!
再快点 再快点 Must go faster. Must go faster!
该死 Oh, shit!
想抓我？ For me?
-很高兴见到你 -我会在这里逗留一会儿 - It was good to see you. - I'm sticking around for a bit.
好的 Oh, cool.
记得明天的品酒会 Just remember the tasting tomorrow.
-品尝蛋糕 -对 - Tasting the cake. - Right.
早上9点 所以尽量不要喝得太醉 9:00 a.m., so just try not to get too drunk.
-好的再见 -再见 - Okay. Bye. - Bye.
-你到家时给我打电话 -好的 - Call me when you get home. - Okay.
-我有麻烦了 -你有麻烦了 - I'm in trouble. - You're in trouble.
你有大麻烦了 You are in big trouble.
嘿 Oh, hey.
-是的 -是的 超大的麻烦 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that's huge.
我想 I guess.
那么 这和去年夏天一样吗？ So, was this percolating last summer?
你的父母怎么样？ How are your parents?
嗯他们好多了 Um, they're better.
或者只是不一样了 我不知道 Or just different. I don't know.
你见过他们吗 还是你刚刚…… Have you seen them yet or did you just have...
从公交车站过来？ Henry pick you up from the bus?
你 Oh, you.
所以我想在那之后我胖了一点 So, I guess after that I gained a little weight.
-哈 -你这混蛋 - Ha! - You asshole.
伙计 你有枪吗？ Dude, do you have a gun?
那么呃 你要在城里呆多久？ So, uh, how long are you in town for?
-整整一个星期 -狗屎 - A whole week. - Shit.
-是啊 -你打算怎么做？ - Yeah. - What are you gonna do?
我不知道 也许做个临时保姆？ I don't know. Maybe babysit?
或者… Or just, you know...
开聚会 party.
不 碧琪已经打破了那个 Nope! Bitch already broke that one.
他是无敌的 我们的运气怎么可能 Fucking invincible. How could our luck
会用完呢？ possibly run out? Oh!
-很好 -所以… - Outstanding. - So...
-你现在要报警了？-去他妈的警察 - you gonna call the cops now? - Fuck the cops.
说什么？她只是离家出走？ And say what? She's just a runaway?
离家出走？她才20岁 Runaway? She's like 20 years old.
她他妈的只是个白人 She's just a fucking white person.
噢 该死的 Ow! Goddamnit!
我真的不知道你除了给我的毒贩付钱 I don't really know what you can do other than
还会做点什么 pay for my drug dealer's window.
-不不 -不不 - Ah, nay nay. - Nay nay nay.
你可能觉得我们已经到头了 但是…… You may think the trail has run cold and yet...
-这是什么？-那是什么？ - What have we here? - What's that?
这是我们业内称作印子的东西 This is what we in business call a lead.
他的车里有一整盒这样的东西 A whole box of these in his car.
-所以呢？-也许他们是在做生意 - So? - So maybe they were in business
努力把她变成明星 together trying to turn her into a star.
这可能是…我们在电视上看到的那个女孩 So this might be, um-- this is the girl we saw on TV.
你在别的地方见过她吗？ Have you seen her anywhere else?
好好看看 Take a good look.
不 我想没有 No, I don't think so.
但我要给他打电话告诉他发生了什么事 But I'm just gonna call him and tell him what's going on.
哦 天哪 我们能先听一下CD吗？ Oh, my God, can we listen to the CD first?
我没有CD机 I don't have a CD player.
好吧派对动物 穿上你的鞋子 All right, party animal. Get your shoes on.
我们要去兜风了 走吧来吧 We're going for a drive. Let's go. Come on.
-快起来 -先右脚再左脚 - Up and at 'em. - First right shoe then left.
来吧 穿上鞋子 Let's do it. Shoes on.
系鞋带 我们走吧去兜风 Laces laced. Let's go. Going for a drive.
走走走 快快快 我们走 Up you go. Up you go. Right now. Let's do it.
去兜风 巴德 Cruisin' down the road, bud.
走吧 来吧 Let's do it. Come on.
让我们从第一音轨开始 Let's start with track
第一号 numero uno.
快走 Just walk
开 Away
快走开 Just walk away
把你的心交给我 Give me your heart
你的身体 Your body
闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴 可能有线索 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. There might be a clue.
你的大脑和你的灵魂 Your mind and your whole soul
我就饶了你 And I'll spare your life
给你安全的通道 Give you safe passage
快走开 Just walk away
我觉得她不懂古典乐 I don't think she has a classical background.
这是最悲哀的 Oh, that's the saddest.
还没那么糟 It's not that bad.
他们在这里变年轻了吗？ Do they get younger here?
“快走开 走开” "Just walk away. Just walk away.
给我你的心你的身体你的思想 Give me your heart, your body, your mind,
你的灵魂 我将饶过你的生命 and your whole soul and I'll spare your life.
给你安全的通道 快走开” Give you safe passage. Just walk away."
-也许是抽象意义 -是公路战士 - Maybe it's abstract. - It's road warrior.
它有一个地址 It's got an address.
把她的地址写在CD上？ Puts her address on the CD?
你真笨 “小天后唱片 You are so stupid. "Little Diva Records.
马里兰州艾迪生大道国会山庄5900号” 5900 Addison Road Capitol Heights, Maryland."
国会山庄？那是哪里？ Capitol Heights? Where's that?
在华盛顿特区的另一边 It's the other side of D.C.
-谁赢了？-条纹 - Who's winning? - Stripes.
我们可以去 Well, what do you say we pay the folks
找到这些家伙的老巢 at Little Diva Records a visit
然后收集线索 你觉得如何？ and rustle some feathers?
天才的想法 Capitol idea.
该死的 伊科 Goddammit, Iko!
-去你妈的 -滚出去 - Fuck it! - Get the fuck out!
-走 -好的 - Go! - All right!
我做了什么？ What did I do?
-我做了什么？ -他做了什么？ - What did I do? - What'd he do?
-操你马的 -什么？ - Fuck you. - What?
我说“操你妈的”婊子 I said "fuck you," bitch.
-天呐 -是的 我要提前关门 - Jesus. - Yeah, I'm shutting down early.
我向上帝发誓这是我最后一次给伊科服务 I swear to God it's the last time I serve Iko.
他完了 He's done!
-菲利普 -哈？ - Phillip. - Huh?
-菲利普基利安 -你他妈的是谁？ - Phillip Killian. - Who the fuck are you?
我曾经做过你的保姆伙计 我帮你拉屎 I used to babysit you, dude. I helped you poo.
谁他妈的会戴个遮阳帽？ Who the fuck wears a visor?
伙计 你怎么了菲利普？ Dude, what happened to you, Phillip?
还记得吗？读《给予树》的时候 "The Giving Tree"? We used to cry together
我们曾经一起哭过 reading "The Giving Tree."
-我要把所有人都踢出去 -算了吧 - I'm kicking everyone out. - Let it go.
-去你的 -我的天 - Whatever. - Oh, my God.
你在跟我开玩笑吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈的怎么了？你当时那么可爱 What the fuck happened to you? You were so sweet.
来吧 Come on.
-发生了什么？-我做了什么？ - What happened? - What did I do?
你做了错事 You did something.
你的父母人很好 小家伙 Your parents were the fucking best, little dude.
你怎么能这样和陌生人说话呢？ How could you talk to a stranger like that?
她真的当过你保姆 兄弟？ She really babysit you, bro?
这个名字听起来很熟悉 The name sounded eerily familiar,
但那时他才四岁 but he was only four years old back then.
你还有她的电话号码吗？ You still got her number?
他依然记得那些经历 That exchange would stick with him,
但他从不说出来 but he'd never tell a soul.
她很性感 你为什么放她走？ She was hot. Why'd you let her leave?
接下来是诗人活动家亚历克斯格洛克 Next up we speak with the poet activist
他讲述了他的新系列剧《霸凌》 Alex Glock about his new series Bully to Us.
格洛克在上周的一次采访中说“我引用了……” Mr. Glock said in an interview last week, and I quote...
当你还是个孩子的时候你认为那是迪斯尼乐园吗？ Did you think that was Disneyland when you were a kid?
是的 Yeah.
是的我的意思是 我不会因为无聊而死 Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna literally die from boredom.
我的意思是情况可能更糟 我得和我爸爸一起工作 I mean, it could be worse. I get to work with my dad.
是的 我敢打赌他也很喜欢这个 Yeah, I'll bet he likes that a lot, too.
-别想歪了 -啊 - Don't make it gay. - Ah...
-开栓了 伙计 -什么？ - The safety's off, man. - What?!
-接得好 -嗯 - Ooh, good catch. - Uh-huh.
那么你们什么时候再开一次？ So, when do you guys open again?
我们今天就开了 Uh, we were open today.
-哦 不 -是的 学校结束了 - Oh, no. - Yup, school's over.
去你的 Fuck you.
所以我很想在我安定下来之后出去玩 So, I would love to hang out while I'm down.
是的 也许我们可以在停车场再做一次 Yeah, maybe we can do it in the parking lot again.
伙计 搞什么？ Dude, what the fuck?
国会山庄 中午12:00 Capitol Heights. 12:00 p.m.
唱片公司高管的住所 The habitation of the record executive
被一个自我存储的站点所抵消 was offset by a self-storage site.
不是个好兆头 Never a good sign.
我的搭档又一次遇到了困难 My partner was, once again, having difficulty
她的门上有门闩 with the latch on her door.
她前一天晚上显然吃了太多的东西 She'd clearly had one too many the night before.
你真的要把那个带进来吗？ Are you really gonna bring that in with you?
解除武装 怎么这么烫？ Disarming. Oh! How's that so hot?
让我来处理这个 好吗？ Let me take the lead on this one, okay?
-这地方真是个垃圾场 -闭嘴 - The place was a real dump. - Stop it.
喂？ Uh, hello?
是谁？ Yeah, who's this?
-我的天 -我们是来找安伯琼斯的 - Oh, my God. - We're here about Amber Jones.
-请进 -游戏开始了 - Please. - Get your game face on.
在这里 Down here!
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey.
请坐 Have a seat.
我能帮你什么忙吗？ How can I help you?
最近怎么样 伙计？ How's it going, man?
我很好 谢谢 I'm good. Thanks.
我能为你们做些什么？ What can I do for you guys?
糟糕 对不起 Shit. Sorry.
对不起 对不起 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
马克：喝一杯？
嗯我们计划在学校里举办一场音乐会 Um, we were planning a concert at UDC
我们想知道安伯琼斯 and we were wondering if Amber Jones
可以来表演吗？ might be available to perform?
呃2月17日 Uh, February 17th.
谁？ Who?
安伯琼斯 Amber Jones.
是的 你在对讲机中提到了那个名字 Yeah, you mentioned that name on the intercom.
我们…没听过这个名字 We don't--I don't record anyone by that name.
这里是天后唱片对吧？ This is Diva Records, right?
-小天后 -我们一定是找错了地方 - Little Diva. - We must have the wrong studio.
你从哪里得到那个的？ Where did you get that?
-商店 -我们的朋友 - The store. - From our friends.
那婊子去哪儿了？ Where'd that bitch go?
你们完了 You guys fucked up.
狗屎 Shit.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
哇 Whoa!
- -什么？ - Safety! - What?
里面有安全栓…… Safety on the inside...
你的脸 我要射你的脸 Your face! I will shoot your fucking face!
趴下 趴下 Get down! Down now!
-嘿混蛋 -好的 - Hey, dick hole! - Okay.
好的 Okay.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
来吧 Come on.
天呐 Jesus!
-我草了 -对不起 走吧 - Screw this! - Sorry! Come on!
-天哪天哪 -他妈的 - Holy shit. Holy shit. - Fuck.
天哪天哪天哪 Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
天哪 哦 好了 Holy shit! Oh! Okay! Okay.
天哪 Oh, my God!
好吧 我们没事 你没事吧？ Okay! We're okay. You're okay?
你没事 好的 You're okay. Okay.
好的好的 我们没事 Okay. Okay. Okay. We're okay.
好吧 我没事我没事 Okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
我们没事 We're okay.
嘿 Hey.
嘿玛格丽特 Hey, Margaret.
玛格丽特 Margaret!
什么？ What?
我可以看一下证件吗？ May I see some identification, please?
你 Oh, you.
嗯那可不多见不多见 Well, that was new.
你没事吧？ You okay?
从来没有这么好过 Never been better.
我们走吧 Let's go.
他们的眼睛周围也有同样的疹子 That same rash around their eyes.
粉红色的眼睛？我可不是那种 Pink eye? Didn't strike me as the types
-每次都洗手的人 -如果的体重增加100磅 - to wash their hands every time. - What would you do
面对那两个大汉你会怎么做 if you were 100 pounds up against those two Blutos.
什么？梅斯？ What? Mace?
让我们回俄罗斯人那里去 Let's go back to Russian's.
我想我明白了 I think I got it.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
如果他这次看到了车怎么办？ What if he sees the car this time?
为窗户道歉 Apologize for the window.
买点东西来把事情弄平 Try to make a purchase to smooth things over.
是他干的？ He's involved?
他本不该给我们看 He wouldn't have shown us a video of her
她给他口的视频 sucking his dick.
可能只是在和她做爱 Probably just fucking her.
可怜的杂种 Poor bastard.
好吧 谁会笨到找人录一张专辑 Okay, so who's dumb enough to record an album
然后又被那个人绑架呢？ with somebody then kidnap them afterward?
返校日的时候 马克看上去只是 When Mark got maced at Homecoming it only looked
伤心了几个小时 that bad for a couple of hours.
-是的 -她是在周五失踪的 - Right. - She went missing on Friday,
但三天前我还看到她跑来跑去 but I saw her running around three days ago.
她在哪里？她没有…被绑架 So where's she been? She's not... kidnapped.
她没有被绑起来 She's not tied up.
我想我们只是在小天后没注意到她 I think we just missed her at Little Diva.
我觉得她没有很多朋友 Something tells me she ain't got a lot of friends.
好的 所以她被关在一个唱片公司 Okay, so she's held up at a record studio
在一个偏僻的地方 浪费警察的时间和金钱 wasting police time and money in the middle of nowhere.
那个争吵是为什么？ What's the fight over?
我上次看到她在电话里对她爸爸的生意大喊大叫 Last seen yelling on the phone at her daddy's business.
-是钱 -你在开玩笑吧 - It's money. - You're kidding me.
-赎金？-看那个 - A ransom? - Look at that.
太棒了 Fucking awesome.
我很遗憾地说 我认为是时候 I'm sorry to say I think it's time to make
打一个匿名电话了 that anonymous call.
俄罗斯人有一堆可卡因 Russian's probably got enough coke in there
能让他坐牢 我们不能那样做 to put him away. We're not doing that.
让我们看看她去了哪里 Let's see where she goes.
该死的软蛋…他妈的见鬼 Fucking douche face. Faced--Fucking shithole!
你还能看到她吗？ You still see her?
就在这边 Just up here.
对不起 Sorry.
我应该买个避孕套吗？ Should I get a condom?
我他妈的不知道 I don't fucking know.
我还没有把它们送出去 I haven't exactly been giving them away.
我是说你生产了四个盒子 I'm saying that you produced four boxes
还是那种白送都没人要的垃圾塑料 of worthless pieces of plastic that nobody wants for free.
这不是我的问题 不是 That's not my problem. No.
不 是你承诺你可以把这些 No, you're the one that promised that you could deliver
交付给威尔的 是的好的 on Wale. Oh, yeah. Okay.
是的 我敢打赌你肯定想要我爸爸一半的钱 Oh, yeah, I bet you just wanted half of my dad's money.
你为什么还要分成呢？ Why are you even getting a cut anyway?
你所做的只是他妈的…… I mean, all you did was fucking...
让我藏在你的狗屎工作室里 let me hide in your bullshit studio.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
你可以给我开一堆眼药水 混蛋 Yeah, well, you can bill me for the Visine, douche face.
-如果事情搞大了你就跑 -搞大？ - Run if it gets messy. - Messy?!
俄罗斯人 但你在那里找不到 所以不要… Russian's, but you won't find it there, so don't try--
我不知道他们是谁 I don't know who the fuck they were!
也许他们只是想订我的专辑 Maybe they were just trying to book me!
-你想过吗？ -嘿 - Ever think of that?! - Hey.
-电话结束了 -什么？ - Phone call's over. - What?
你听到了 把电话挂掉 You heard me. Hang it up.
别…别拿枪指着我 贱人 Don't-- Don't point a gun at me, bitch.
结束了 我们走吧 It's over. Let's go.
快 Now.
你不知道你在搞谁 You don't know who you're fucking with.
对不起 我们见过吗？ Oh, I'm sorry. Have we met?
快进厕所 婊子 Get in the potty, bitch.
把它锁起来 Lock it.
来吧 Come on!
你他妈的在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
是你干的 你在跟我开玩笑吗？ You did it! Are you fucking kidding me?
我的天... Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
天哪 Oh, my God!
加油 加油 加油 Go! Go! Go!
9-1-1 9-1-1.
9-1-1请说明你的紧急情况 9-1-1. Please state your emergency.
安伯琼斯似乎被锁在了一个便携厕所里 Amber Jones appears to be locked in a Porta Potty
在康涅狄格州 混蛋 on Connecticut and-- All right.
天哪 Oh, my God!
-钱 -不 不是我们的 - Money! - No, it's not ours!
我想开车 I wanna drive!
-妈的 -嘿伙计们 - Oh, shit! - Hey, guys.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hey. - Hi!
-玩啥呢这么激动？-天呐 - What's shaking? - God!
-这一点都不好笑 -我们爱你 但我们得走了 - It's not funny. - We love you, but we gotta run.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
我今晚就呆在这里 I'd stay in tonight.
好的 再见 Okay, bye!
把它用力地拆开 Cracked it wide fucking open.
-收到 -我不想说我们是 - Keeping it. - So, I wouldn't use the word
“英雄” 但我就是这么做的所以… "heroes," but I just did, so...
-哈 -轮到你了 - Huh. - Your turn.
听起来很危险 That sounds really dangerous.
的确是这样 Oh, I'm sure it does.
所以 让我们听听 So, let's hear it.
你是个英雄 玛格丽特 You're a hero, Margaret.
就是这样 There it is.
那么你今晚有什么计划？ So, what's your plan tonight?
我们在庆祝 不知道我是否提到过 Oh, we're celebrating. I don't know if I mentioned,
但是那个案子他妈的结束了 but that case, it's fucking closed.
所以我们在地下室找到了一些高档香槟 So we found some fancy champagne in the basement.
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
那真是太完美了 到底发生了什么？ That was fucking perfect. What is going on?
-什么？-什么？ - What? - What?
-嗯？-嗯那么你是要…… - Hmm? - Um, so, are you...
-出去吃还是… -是的我们吸了点药 - going out or...? - Yeah, we took that acid
我们20分钟前从山姆的朋友那里买的 we bought from Sam's friend like 20 minutes ago
所以 so...
对不起 我们电话打了多久？ Sorry, how long have we been on the phone for just now?
我不知道 大概40秒？ I don't know. 40 seconds?
谢天谢地 我就是这么觉得的 Oh, thank God. That's what I thought.
在你离开之前能见到你真是太好了 Well, it'd be great to see you before you leave.
我很乐意 I would love to!
你想明天再谈吗？我可能有点慢 You wanna talk tomorrow? I might be a little slow.
嗯……你今晚打算做什么？ Um... what are you up to tonight?
所有的一切 我们要走遍所有的夜总会 Oh, everything. We're hitting all the clubs.
我们要去阿斯彭山穿着我们父母最漂亮的衣服 We're going to Aspen Hill in our parents' finest attire.
-阿斯彭山？-它马上就要来了 - Aspen Hill? - It's up and coming!
我没有说我们现在是无敌的吗？ Oh did I not mention that we're invincible now?
-我没听到 -是的 - I didn't hear that part. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
那么现在是了 这是我们的新东西 So, we are now and that's kinda our new thing.
是的我在考虑为这整件事 Yeah, I'm thinking about pulling the plug
画下句号 on this whole thing.
因为你是我的人 As you are my guy
你是… You are...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
什么问题？ Yes?
嘿 亨利 Hey, Henry.
嘿 马克 Hey, Marky Mark.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
啊 没什么 Ah, nothing.
我很抱歉 我很抱歉 I'm--I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我很…我很粗鲁 I'm being--I'm being rude.
不 No!
好吧 马克 Okay, Marky Mark.
马克 马克 再见 Marky Mark. Marky Mark. Bye bye!
再见 马克 再见 Bye bye, Marky Mark. Bye bye.
天哪... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
为什么... Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
为什么会有这个？为什么？ Why do you have this? Why? Why? Why?
-不 -为什么你有这个？为什么？ - No! - Why do you have this? Why? Why?
我喜欢圣诞卡吗？ Do I savor Christmas cards?
笨蛋 Dummy.
你会保存你的圣诞卡吗？ Do you save your Christmas cards?
啊是的 但是它们最终还是会 Ah, well, yeah, but they do eventually find their way
到垃圾桶里去 那么嗯……不？ into the trash. So, well... no?
草 Oh, fuck.
-不不不不 -草 - No. No. No. No. - Fuck!
他妈的 Fuck!
你得把那个尾灯修好 You'll have to get that tail light fixed.
这个你们拿着 You're gonna keep getting these.
好的 Oh, nuts.
你知道外面很冷吧？ You are aware that it's cold outside, yeah?
-是的先生 -好的 - Yes, sir. - Okay.
我希望你不要再在街上开车 Well, I don't want you driving on the street anymore
在这个社区也不行 我想让你回家…… in this neighborhood. I want you to go home...
找个优步 and get an Uber.
是的 警官 Yes, Officer.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
是的 闭嘴 Yeah, shut up.
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up. Shut up.
看看你 Look at you.
太棒了 Fucking awesome.
-我们爱你 -大家都是模范公民 - We love you. - Model citizen, everyone.
你爱你 我爱你 You love you and I love you.
你和我都为你感到骄傲 You and are I are so proud of you.
去 Go
睡觉 To sleep
找点 Make
做梦的时间 Time for a dream
去 Go
一个人 On my own
我说“我们正在庆祝” I said, "We're having a celebration."
你听到了吗 庆祝 Do you hear a-- a celebration
我们非常感激… and we'd be much obliged--
确实非常感激 much obliged indeed,
如果你能给我们两杯马提尼酒 if you would give us two dirty, gin martinis.
一杯加冰 另一杯… One that's on the rocks and the other one...
不加冰 that isn't on the rocks.
就是没有冰 That's off the rocks. That has no rocks.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
谢谢 Thank you.
入睡 Go to sleep
对不起 我不知道我们可以… Ohhhh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we could
只喝你的威士忌 only drink your whiskey.
你不像是那种嫉妒的人 You didn't strike me as the jealous type.
你们可以走了 走走 You're outta here. Go. Go.
-我们会的 -我们会的 - Oh, we will. - Oh, we will!
我们要把生意带到马里兰州因为…… We're taking our business to Maryland because...
-得走了 -因为先生你—— - Gotta go. - You, sir, are far from--
我把我的卡忘在里面了 I left my card inside. Do you mind if I
你介意我进去一下吗？一秒？ go in real fast? One second?
-两分钟 -谢谢 拿着这个 - Two minutes. - Thank you. Hold this.
在我怀里 In my arms
我们会去 We will go
空中和太空博物馆非常棒 The Air and Space Museum is fantastic.
哇 嘿伙计 天呐 Whoa! Hey, buddy! Jesus.
他来得很早 He came early.
复活节兔子来得很早 The Easter Bunny came early.
他们会发现 They will find
那光 The light
-我们在这里 -别担心我们在这里 - We're here! - Don't worry. We're here.
大家都可以放心 一切都在掌控之中 Everyone can rest easy. We've got it all under control.
在新的一年里还是要膨胀啊 Swell digs to ring in the New Year.
飞镖 我要吃掉它们 Ooh, darts. I'm gonna eat 'em.
花时间做一个梦 Take time for a dream
我们想要再来杯马丁尼酒 We would like another round of martinis, please.
-我们在庆祝 -是的 我们是英雄 - We're celebrating. - Yes, we're heroes.
说到这个 你介意我们看一下当地新闻吗？ Speaking of which, do you mind if we watch
我们是球迷 the local news? We're fans.
这是最新的的 Ooh, just in the nick of time.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们稍后继续探讨这个事情 We'll be back in a moment
还有天气预报将会播出 with more on that and also the weather forecast,
但首先我们有一些突发新闻 but first we have some breaking news.
-嘘 -在一个不同寻常的转折中 - Oh! Shh! It's on! - In an unusual turn of events,
安伯琼斯已经被蒙哥马利县的治安官救出 Amber Jones has been rescued by Montgomery County Sheriffs.
马琪：王八蛋
她被困在一个厕所里 She was trapped in the bathroom
就在I-495附近的加油站 of a gas station near I-495--
什么？ 事情不是这样的 What?! That's not what happened!
我们把她放好了他们却视而不见 We served her up on a silver platter and they blew it.
天哪 我说什么来着？ Oh, my God. What'd I say?
这群八尺大汉居然分不清 Five foot of Johnny Law don't know
-火鸡和火腿吗 -那是…闭嘴 - a prized ham from a turkey. - That's--Shut up.
随着这个故事的发展 ...more as this story develops.
-我的天 -在这之后 - Oh, my God. - After this.
好吧我们做了我们该做的 不能为他们说话 Well, we did our jobs. We can't speak for them.
我们怎么办？ What'd we do?
说真的 我们到底做了什么？ Seriously. What'd we actually do?
…用尽所有资源去寻找 ...exhausting all resources to find
她三个月大的孩子的下落 the whereabouts of her three-month-old child.
她有一个女儿？ She has a daughter?
是的他们今天说了 太可怕了 Yeah, they said it today. It's terrible.
呃恶心等等什么？ Ugh, gross. Wait, what?
她会说… She would've said--
911请说明你的紧急情况 9-1-1. Please state your emergency.
呃安伯琼斯的婴儿在排水管道里 Uh, Amber Jones' baby Joy, she's in a drainage pipe
-在肯辛顿 -不她会说出去… - in Kensington. - No, she would've told--
闭嘴 她疯了 Shut up. She's crazy.
-你现在的位置在那里？ -没有时间了 - What is your current location? - There's no time.
外面很冷 请快点去 It's freezing outside. Please, just go now.
-哦 不 -好的 - Oh, no. - All right.
-这个排水管在哪儿？-在… - Where is this drainage pipe? - It's uh...
它在俄罗斯人的后面 It's behind Russian's.
它在康涅狄格州的森林后面… It's off Connecticut in the woods behind...
-多少英里？多少英里？-亨利 - How many miles? How many miles? - Henry!
-就在一英里之外 -该死的 该死的 - It's only a mile away. - Goddamnit. Goddamnit.
-我们得走了 -狗屎 - We have to go. Now. - Shit.
哦 不 Oh, no.
嘘……噢嘘…… Shhh... Oh, shhh...
乔伊 Joy!
-乔伊 -她在哪儿？ - Joy! - Where is she?
-她在哪儿？-乔伊 - Where is she? - Joy!
-乔伊 -乔伊 - Joy! - Joy!
-乔伊 -乔伊 乔伊 - Joy! - Joy! Joy!
乔伊 Joy!
我们失去了她 We lost the baby.
她在哪儿？她在哪儿？ Where is she? Where is she?
乔伊 Joy!
玛 Mar!
什么？ What?
那个婴儿 The baby.
你在哪里找到乔伊的？ Where'd you find Joy?
你怎么知道我孩子的名字？ How you know my baby's name?
快点 Oh, come on!
我们刚刚聊了聊我们的钱 We were just having a talk about our money.
啊你的钱都在那边 Ugh, your money's all over there.
你说什么？ What did you say?
你的钱都在后面 Your money, it's all back there.
有一整袋 There's a whole fucking bag of it,
你这该死的农民 you fucking peasant.
-你什么时候找到乔伊的？-什么？ - When did you find Joy? - What?
她冷吗？我能抱她吗？ Is she cold? Can I hold her?
嘿 Hey!
-嘿 -嘿 嘿 - Hey-- - Hey! Hey!
嘿 Hey...
好的 Okay...
好的 Okay.
告诉我它在哪里 Show me where it is.
-孩子可以留下来来吧 -谢谢 - The kid can stay. Come on. - Thank you.
-我们走 -不 - Let's go. - No.
我们走 Let's go!
没有 No.
他妈的 Fuck!
进到房子里去 Get in the house.
回到里面去 Get back inside!
-回去 -救命 - Get back in--Get-- - Help!
-回去 -救命 - Get back in-- - Help!
他妈的 Fuck!
所有人 把手 Everyone, put your hands
举到头顶 above your head.
把手放在头上 Put your hands above your head!
放下武器 否则我们就开火 Drop your weapon or we will open fire.
请求支援 我们这里有伙犯人 Requesting back up. We got a full house here.
好的 已派出482小队 Okay, we have 482 coming out there.
呃我要去洗手间 Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
你们慢慢来 You guys be cool.
宝宝在里面吗？ Is the baby inside?
保持沉默 相信我 Remain silent. Trust me.
嘿 Hey...
你居然还戴着手铐 I'm surprised you still have those on.
可能不知道我们能解开 是吗？ Probably didn't know we could do that, did you?
嗯 Well...
我们明显有一些误解 there's clearly been some kind of misunderstanding
你和一个被绑架的孩子在同一所房子里 that put you at the same house with a kidnapped child.
我想把这事弄清楚送你回家 I'd love to clear this up and send you home.
那我们开始吧 So, let's have it.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
嗯 Hm.
好吧听着 我不想把你锁起来过夜 Well, listen, I'd hate to have to lock you up for the night.
对于像你这样的女孩来说这里不是一个好地方 You know, this isn't a nice place for a girl like you
还是在新年里 to stay on New Year's.
现在如果你给我一些信息 Now, maybe if you gave me a little something
让我去调查 我就可以载你回家 to work with, I could give you a ride home.
我们可以在早上重新开始 We could start fresh again in the morning.
好吧 玛格丽特 Well, Margaret...
既然你保持沉默 这只会让我相信 seeing that you're remaining silent only leads me to believe
你是这整件事的幕后推手 you're behind this whole thing...
和你的男朋友亨利说的一样 like your boyfriend Henry said.
我希望我能帮助你 And I wish I could help you.
你看起来像个好孩子… You seem like a good kid...
现在已经晚了 我们只能等着 but it's getting late. Guess we'll just have to wait
等到明天法院开庭 till tomorrow when the court opens
以涉嫌绑架罪起诉你 to charge you with suspicion of kidnapping.
你肯定知道这是一种非常严重的犯罪 Which I don't have to tell you is a very serious crime.
你可以打个电话 You can use your phone for a sec.
你应该打电话回家 You should probably call home.
那是谁？ Who is that?
我的一个白痴朋友 It's one of my idiot friends.
对不起 他没有接电话 Sorry, he didn't pick up.
我也要电话 I want my phone call!
我要打电话给我妈妈 I need to call my mother!
嘿 Hey!
我得回去参加聚会了 I gotta get back to the party.
他妈的 Fuck!
快四点了 我得回去参加派对了 It's almost four. I gotta get back to the party!
我把我的鸡巴忘在了聚会上 I left my dick at the party!
我得回去 I have to go back
拿回我的鸡巴 to get my dick!
我的鸡巴忘在一个聚会上了 My dick is at a party!
奶牛自慰 猜一个菜名？ What do you call a cow masturbating?
-什么？-牛肉汤 - What? - Beef stroganoff.
天呐 你才21岁？
你很漂亮 你干了什么？把男朋友毒死了？都可以和我说
我知道 你是个警察
去他妈的警察 我是纯正的坏蛋
他们抓我的时候还以为我30岁
但你还年轻
谢谢 Oh, gracias.
玛格丽特罗克兰 Margaret Rockland,
你朋友的律师想见你 your buddy's lawyer wants to see you.
是的 我们真的很幸运 Yeah, we really lucked out.
我们必须在一段时间后再回来作证 We have to come back in a while and testify
这可能会很有趣 which actually could be kinda fun.
我们只要不断地避免自我指控就好了 We just have to tap dance around self-incrimination
还有三次的公民逮捕 and say citizen's arrest like three times.
是的 袭击和妨碍司法公正 Yeah, assault and obstruction of justice
这可真是丢脸 would be a real shame.
非法持有枪支 As would possession of an illegal firearm
还有犯罪绑架 and criminal abduction.
-据说是这样 -啊那么呃…… - Allegedly speaking. - Ah, so, uh...
保持沉默实际上是很好的建议 对吧？ remaining silent is actually pretty good advice then, huh?
律师是这么说的 That's what I hear.
所以呃… So, uh...
那那个俄国人呢？ what about the Russian?
他的名字叫俄国人 His name's Russian.
我不确定他是不是俄罗斯人 I'm not sure he's actually Russian.
呃 他没事 Uh, he's fine.
他回到家看到他失踪的孩子 He got home, saw his missing kid,
然后想“我应该把我所有的东西都移走” and thought, "I should probably move all my shit."
你应该把你的东西都移走 You should probably move your shit.
好的 他把所有的东西都打包好 Okay, so he packs up all his stuff
放在一个朋友的家里 and leaves it at a friend's,
没有出售的意图 那又怎样？ no intent to sell, then what?
几小时后他回来了 He got back a couple hours later
打电话给警察报告关于这个孩子的事 to call the police about the kid only to find
却发现安伯的录制伙伴在那里等着他 Amber's recording partners there waiting for him.
-嘿 -如果你还记得 - Hey. - And, so, if you had remembered
挂掉警察的电话…… to hang up the police call...
他们不可能追踪到它 They couldn't have tracked it.
所以… And so...
先打个盹 Dirt nap.
-狗屎 -是的 - Holy shit. - Yup.
你现在在耍我吗？ Are you fucking with me right now?
没有 Nope.
不是 Shit.
好的 那么 Okay, so...
所以这个女孩在自我绑架 so this girl self-kidnaps,
她让她的生意伙伴要了一笔赎金 she has her business partners order a ransom
她的父亲把一袋钱从桥上扔下来或者怎么样… her dad drops a bag of money off a bridge or something--
就像在电影里一样 like in a fricken movie.
一旦他们拿到了 她就把他们俩都给卖了 Once they got it, she maces them both--
我假设孩子在房间里 I'm assuming while the kid's in the room...
把孩子留在 um... leaves the kid
她的爸爸家里…… at her baby daddy house...
但他是个毒贩 who's a drug dealer--
我想她最初是打算 Well, I think she was only planning on
把她留在那里一会儿 leaving her there for a second.
然后… So, then...
她……打电话给他 she... calls him up to, uh...
跟他道歉或者重新谈判 apologize or-- or renegotiate
或者别的什么 她告诉他们她在哪里 or whatever and she tells them where she is
以为他们不会来找她 thinking they won't come after her.
嘿……电话结束了 Hey... phone call's over.
在她的辩护中我不认为她有什么 Well, in her defense, I don't think she had
总体的规划 much of a master plan.
我想说… Well, I would say...
她超级不负责任 destructively irresponsible,
但是嗯 but, um...
我想呃 目光短浅更恰当 I guess, uh, short-sighted is a more opportune word.
是的 Yeah.
这个季节会有什么变化吧？ It's kinda going around this season, huh?
是的 我想是的 Yeah, I guess so.
有点令人失望 你知道吗？ Kinda disappointing, you know?
是的我很抱歉 麦琪 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Maggie.
我只是 I just...
想…… miss...
我一直在等待一个成年人出现并接手 I just keep waiting for an adult to show up and take over,
但还是… but it's still just...
我 me.
你知道我们可以谈谈正事 You know, we could talk about actual shit.
我想我最怀念的就是那个 I guess I miss that more than anything.
是啊 我还没死呢老兄 Yeah, well, I'm not dead, dude.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I-I know.
工作怎么样？ So, how's the office?
爸爸呃…… Dad's, uh...
老了 伙计 getting real old, man.
是的 那可能是最糟糕的事 Yeah, that might be the worst part.
你知道 我们只是不能再做爱了 You know, it's just we can't fuck anymore.
这不是死刑判决 It's not a death sentence.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
嗯… Um...
我得回去了 我没有呃… I gotta go back inside. I didn't, uh...
带外套出来 bring a coat out with me.
爱你 麦琪 Love you, Maggie.
我也爱你 马克 I love you, too, Marky.
那你为什么不嫁给他呢？ Then why don't you marry him?
我好像说错话了 抱歉 That was in poor taste. I'm sorry.
伙计 你为什么还在抽烟呢？ Dude, why are you still Tindering?
-我们要离开小镇了 -我知道 - We're leaving town. - I know, right?
你要怎么做 从公共汽车上跳下来？ What are you gonna do, jump off the bus?
-你永远不知道 -不知道什么？ - You never know. - You never know what?
你永远无法确定 You never can be quite sure.
一些人认为在这个时刻 Some argue that by this point
他的清醒程度已经大不如前了 in the administration, his lucidity was so far impaired
他只能理解直接放置在他面前的事物 that he could only comprehend what was directly
比如一条金鱼或一只大黄蜂 in front of him like a goldfish or a bumblebee.
这并不是说他的意图是不好的 It wasn't to say that his intentions were malicious
就像不理解整个场景一样 so much as ungrasping of the scenario in its whole.
接下来我们将听一场采访 Next up, we'll be listening to an interview
这场今天早些时候的采访来自我们都讨厌的DJ from earlier today with the DJ that we all love to hate,
乔纳森西尔斯 Jonathan Sears.
嘿 Hey.
我们住在…… We live...
纽约 in New York.
快走开 Just walk away
给我你的心 你的身体 Give me your heart, your body
你的思想和你的整个灵魂 Your mind and your whole soul
我会饶了你 And I'll spare your life
给你安全的通道 Give you safe passage
快 Just walk
走开 Away
快走 Just walk
开 Away
快走 Just walk
快走开 Just walk away
快走开 Just walk away,
是的 Yeah
等待寒冷 Waited for the cold
我不能 And I can't
忘记我们 Forget when we were
小的时候 Small
等待 Waited for
寒冷来了 The cold to come
通过弱弱的呼吸 Breathing through the weak
结果很强烈 And it came out strong
等待寒冷 Waited for the cold
即将到来 To come
不敢相信我在等待 Can't believe I'm waiting
想要更多 Wanting for more
我不能 And I can't
现在就离开你 Leave you now
我不能 And I can't
呼出 Breathe out
我不会 And I won't
要求更多 Ask for more
当你走的时候 When you go now
不要让孩子生气 Don't make boy mad
我们不会讨论 And we won't talk about
出了什么问题 What went wrong